Another great joke from my friend Kryssie
(Reiki Radiance technique - animals)
Free spirit currently residing in Egypt
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem,As he was unable to get his manhood erect.The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around theBase of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and thereWas nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of anExperimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. TheTreatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go throughLife without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assuranceThat there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go forIt.A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go andTry out his newly renovated equipment.As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and tookHer to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner heFelt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of beingExtremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and hisKnob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread rollAnd returned to his trousers.His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her faceSaid, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure ifAnother bread roll will fit up my arse'
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2 comments:
oh that's lovely!
one of my favourites is the one about the gentleman who got a few too many piercings in the nether regions and as a consequence leaked at inconvenient moments.
he consulted his doctor, who slowly shook his head and said "there's only one man who can help you with this" and wrote a name down on a piece of paper.
the patient looked up hopefully..."will he be able to cure the problem?"
answer,"No, he's a clarinet player though, and he'll show you how to hold it"
I must admit
I do like a chuckle
(don't we all)
thanks for making me laugh :)x
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